Tired of forking over your hard-earned dollars to Big Yeast for a sub-par, doughy lump of disappointment? Then this gently-used automatic bread maker has your name written all over it…..assuming your name is Panasonic. This machine mixes, kneads, rises, and bakes bread in 3 loaf sizes up to 2.5 pounds. It has 6 types of bread or dough options, an automatic yeast dispenser, and lots of other features you can Google. Just read the reviews:
“This machine is a tour de force, truly sui generis.” – Chronically underemployed copy writer
“Crust me: you’re going to loaf this machine. It made me break down and rye.” –All dads, everywhere
Here are some stock photos but I can send you actual photos if you like:
It retails for about $100 but I’m selling it for $50. I’m sad to part with it but I need the counter space for The Cornballer that I just bought. I hope you can give this bread maker a good home. You two deserve each other.
p.s. Sub-Par, Doughy Lumps of Disappointment is the name of my forthcoming memoir so don’t even think about stealing that title.
I would much rather purchase the cornballer from you.
You'll have to pry it from my cold, scalded, dead hands:
You know, I've been in the market for a bread maker! This will greatly improve my house-husband street cred in my local neighborhood. So if you still have it I'd be happy to buy it. :D
This post made my entire week, Tim. Just so you know.
Thanks, Katie. It's the yeast I could do.
I just choked on my soda!
I'm on a roll. I hope they don't bahn mi from the Intranet. (insert systemwide groaning)
I was on vacation and missed the chance to make bread puns!!! I'd loaf to make some now, but it's too late. All the jokes would be stale.
I'm dying over here.
I came baguette this crusty old thread just to say thanks!
Officially dead.
Ba-dum, CHING!