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Gnome Injury Report: Week 1

Submitted by lwood on Tue, 06/12/2012 - 08:52

Gnorm from Warr Acres either leaped or was shoved (there were differing reports from the parties involved) and his hat suffered a minor breakage and bandages were not tolerated by Gnorm (it's possible he might be allergic).
 
Squidge from Del City seems to be suffering from a temporary loss of his transporation and map directions. It remains to be seen as to whether he will wander the Metropolitan Library wilderness or if he will get back on track. We think he will be provided with new GPS coordinates and find his way back on course. He also apparently got into some sort of scuffle with a 4-year old over a chocolate chip cookie (we have it all on security video) so he needed a few bandages to fix his bruises and scrapes this morning when Tulin came into work.
 
Brunhilde is in critical condition and is currently in surgery. She suffered a complete decapitation. As you know this is not always completely fatal for a gnome due to their magical powers...but we are awaiting the verdict from the very capable surgeon. Please keep Brunhilde in your thoughts and hope that she may rejoin the Gnomes on the Loose game for the duration. It's quite possible that Brunhilde will be our first fatality. If this is the case I will keep you apprised of any funeral details.